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Is This Live Blogging?--The Update

Life will allow me to blog a bit more now, so I'll be picking up some of the poorly developed themes scattered in my intermittent postings of the past few months.

First, let me gloat just for a moment on the awesomeness of my polling methodology, which appears to have accurately called the outcome of the Minnesota senate race on election night before the polls actually closed.

Adios Normy.

--Loosestrife

Breaking News--Missing Minneapolis Ballots Found!

An unconfirmed report is circulating that the 133 mysterious missing ballots in Minneapolis crucial to the outcome of the Franken/Coleman Senate race have been found.

An source close to the investigation of besieged auto magnate Denny Hecker's mysterious auto accident on County Road 6 in Plymouth last night revealed that the missing ballots were discovered in an empty potato chip bag in the trunk of Hecker's car .

Also discovered in trunk was a paper shredder and receipt for its purchase from Petters Warehouse Mall of America store last October.

The source disclosed the Hecker's injuries resulted in part from a box of faux leather Bibles that that struck Hecker in the back of the head as his vehicle tumbled down an embankment.

There was no indication whether the Bibles were also purchased at Petters Warehouse.

--Loosestrife